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Woman pregnant with 18th child

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Uterus-Woman!

This is a photo of Michelle Duggar and her family. She’s 41-year old and she is currently pregnant with her 18th child.

That’s right. She has given birth to 17 children and that is not enough. She must have at least one more. I read the whole article over on Yahoo, but I didn’t really need to. As soon as I heard there was a woman pregnant with her 18th child, I already assumed certain facts to be true. These facts include:

  • She lives in Arkansas.
  • She and her husband have named every child with a name starting with the letter “J”. To be honest, I wasn’t certain what the actual letter was, but I knew the names all started with the same letter.
  • All of the children are home schooled.
  • They are Republicans.
  • They plan on continuing to have children as long as “God wills it”.
  • They are supporters of former Republican Presidential nominee Mike Huckabee.

To put this into context, I know people who haven’t even had sex 18 times.

I can’t imagine the pain someone must feel that desperately wants to have a child, but for whatever reason, cannot become pregnant. It must be very similar to what someone who is starving to death feels when they have to watch someone at an all-you-can-eat Chinese food buffet go up and get 18 plates of snow crab legs.

And of course they have a reality TV show. I don’t watch reality TV shows that revolve around a single family unless that family includes midgets.

Little People, Big World rocks!

The NFL held the first two rounds of it’s draft Saturday and the Oakland Raiders chose with the fourth overall pick Arkansas star running back Darren McFadden.

Dumb, dumb, dumb, and dumb.

I think this was a stupid move not just because running backs in the first round usually don’t pan out, but because this guy is just a huge messy “off the field trouble” waiting to happen.

This is the guy you let someone else draft on the first day.

It’s just not worth taking a chance. Mini Muhammad, his mother is a recovering crack addict. He has 11 brothers and sisters. One gang banging brother is a Crip, another is a Blood. He missed Arkansas’ 2006 season opener against the USC Trojans with a broken toe he suffered in a bar fight. Who brakes their toe in a bar fight? He was also involved in another bar fight earlier this year. This time it was at a piano bar. What where they fighting over?  If Barry Manilow truly wrote the songs that makes the young girls girl?  Then there’s the paternity suite being leveled against him by one Little Rock woman along with the statement from McFadden that he has two other children on the way.

For those keep score at home, that’s two bar fights and three baby mamas.

This is not the NFL from 10 years ago. Character is now important. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell isn’t screwing around when it comes to players committing infractions off the field. What are the chances he’s going to get into another piano bar fight? He’s about to get paid an awful lot of money and the likelihood that he’s going to screw up seem too high to me.