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From the Dallas City Hall Blog on the Dallas Morning News website:

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections “has become a black hole” because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud “Excuse me!” He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a “white hole.”

That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

Mayfield shot back that it was a figure of speech and a science term. A black hole, according to Webster’s, is perhaps “the invisible remains of a collapsed star, with an intense gravitational field from which neither light nor matter can escape.”

Other county officials quickly interceded to break it up and get the meeting back on track. TV news cameras were rolling, after all.

I’d love to see the video of this.  What I find to be hysterically funny about this is that even though commissioner Mayfield wasn’t being the least bit racially degrading when he used the term black hole, commissioner Price (seen here letting his hair down) was being racially insulting when he responded to the imaginary slur with the term “white hole”.

At least he was trying to be which makes it extremely funny.

If I wasn’t such a cheapskate, I would send commissioner John Wiley Price and Judge Thomas Jones copies of Stephen Hawking’s landmark book, A Brief History in Time.  I was looking around Borders yesterday and happened to find an updated, re-written version of the book entitled A Briefer History of Time I was published in 2005 by Hawking and American physicist Leonard Mlodinow.

This makes me wonder what other vile crap is hiding in so-called classified documents.

From Newsweek:

The American colonel, troubled by what he was hearing, tried to stall at first. But the declassified record shows he finally told his South Korean counterpart it “would be permitted” to machine-gun 3,500 political prisoners, to keep them from joining approaching enemy forces.

In the early days of the Korean War, other American officers observed, photographed and confidentially reported on such wholesale executions by their South Korean ally, a secretive slaughter believed to have killed 100,000 or more leftists and supposed sympathizers, usually without charge or trial, in a few weeks in mid-1950.

And to think that I always believed the machine gunning of political prisoners was something only the godless communists did.  It’s things like this that make me sometimes forget that we are supposed to be the good guys.

I learned from the same Newsweek article that the news of these exicutions first surfaced on May 19 in an AP article.  An article I don’t remember reading or hearing about.

From Albany, New York’s Channel 6 News:

A 38-year-old Queensbury man has been arrested on drug charges after police say he sold pills to an undercover officer.

Brad Ballard faces two counts of felony fourth-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance. The Warren County Sheriff’s Office said Ballard sold hydrocodone pills to an undercover police officer on more than one occasion in the town of Queensbury.

Ballard was arraigned in Queensbury Town Court where bail was set at $25,000 cash.

Even before reading that article, I knew he wasn’t selling diet pills.  His name may be Brad Ballard, but as pointed out on FARK, he bares an uncanny resemblance to Peter Griffin on The Family Guy.

To celebrate the release of The Walking Dead #50, a man had his entire body inked to look like he is a zombie.  OK, it has nothing to to with The Walking Dead, but would it be any less retarded if it did?  I don’t think so.

Follow the link and see a lot more photos.  Sadly, missing from the images is a photo of his parents with the look of pride on their faces.  I’d like to see that.

Zombie Boy (Bizarre)

From the AP (via Yahoo!)

A college student claimed it was all a joke when he put his vote in this fall’s presidential election up for sale on the Web auction site eBay. But prosecutors didn’t see the humor.

University of Minnesota student Max P. Sanders, 19, was charged with a felony Thursday in Hennepin County District Court after allegedly asking for a minimum of $10 in exchange for voting for the bidder’s preferred candidate.

“Good luck!” Sanders wrote under the eBay handle zepdrummer612. “You’re (sic) country depends on You!”

Sanders was charged with one count of bribery, treating and soliciting under an 1893 state law that makes it a crime to offer to buy or sell a vote.

I’m with the prosecutors on this one. I don’t see the humor either.

It never occurred to Max Sanders that buying and selling votes was maybe prohibited by law? I have about as much patience for this type of tomfoolery as I do with the people that get a credit card for their springer spaniel. The difference being that nobody died for the right to apply for a credit card. People actually suffered and died so that rest of us can have the right to vote.

One doesn’t have to go far in the annals of history to find examples of what I am talking about. Harold Ickes, former deputy White House Chief of Staff for Bill Clinton and campaign strategist for Hillary Clinton, only has one kidney. While working as a volunteer in Louisiana during the civil rights movement, he received such a severe beating from a gang of rednecks that he lost a kidney.

He lost a major organ so people could vote.

It’s bad enough that we rarely — if ever — have anyone on the ballot really worth voting for. People like Max Sanders should treat it with just a skosh bit more respect. They shouldn’t be listing it on eBay like its a potato that kind of looks like Jesus.

General

Happy birthday America

Today is Independence Day. The day in history the original 13 colonies declared their independence from mean ole England and became a real life country.  Let freedom ring.

I must say, out of all of the countries that broke away from England, the United States has done awfully well for itself.  Have you seen Rhodesia Zimbabwe lately?  Ouch.

Sheri and I will be celebrating the holiday by not working.  We were going to go to a community yard sale that takes place here in Hagerstown every Fourth of July, the Mile Long Yard Sale, but it looks like it’s going to rain.

MSNBC being the fine news organization that it is is showing back-to-back episodes of Dateline: To Catch a Predator. It’s where they trick some dumb pervert online into thinking he is chatting with a child about sex and they get him to come to what he thinks is the child’s house.  In reality, it’s a home rigged with cameras, cops, and NBC’s smarmy Chris Hanson.  What else would you expect them to do today, cover the news? I watched a segment earlier and I could swear I saw the predator at a Wizard World Philly.  I would switch over to Fox News, but they would try to turn me into a Republican, and I don’t want that to happen.

With the Olympics drawing near, MSNBC and NBC News have been dedicating a lot of coverage to the athletes that will be representing the United States in Beijing this summer. If I didn’t know any better, I would think they were allowing the fact that the “games” are being televised on NBC to motivate them into treating the Olympics as news.

I was watching MSNBC this morning and they were talking about the U.S. Olympic swimming trials currently taking place in Nebraska. The story was about the swimsuits the Olympians will be wearing and how they make the swimmers extremely fast. This was news to me since I was under the impression that Olympic swimming is done in the nude.

Evidently it’s not.

The “news” story got me thinking about competitive swimming and how the general public really doesn’t care too much about it. Sure, it gets some attention every four years at the Olympics, but not much attention is paid to swimming the rest of the time.

Why is that?

We live on a planet where 86% of it’s surface is covered with water.  We live on a water planet. You would assume that people living on a world covered with so much water would live and breath swimming. You would think there would be professional swimming leagues enjoyed and followed by millions. Swimmers such as Katie Hoff and Michael Phelps would be household names.

Most people know how to swim. Most people have spent at least some time in the water. We should be able to identify with what these Olympic swimmers are doing and value the exceptional ability they have in the water. The way they are able to rocket themselves through the water is simply awe-inspiring.

We should care about swimming or we should move to Mars.

Gasoline is currently hovering at around $4 a gallon.  I heard a talking-head expert on CNN say that it may climb to $6 a gallon before the end of summer.  Normally I’d say he was just making it up, but he was wearing a tie and a tweed blazer. He obviously looked like he knew what he was talking about.

Why does gas cost so much?  The experts say that it’s because of the price of oil.  The price of a barrel of crude keeps rising to astronomical levels.  Oil futures climbed all they way up to $143 a barrel this past Friday.

One of the things I don’t understand about this whole process is why gasoline fluctuates, but motor oil doesn’t.  Gasoline isn’t the only thing derived from crude oil.  Motor oil comes from crude too.  It costs around $25 bucks to have my car’s oil changed at one of the national chains.  That’s what I was paying ten years ago.  Why has the price of an oil change not risen at the same exponential rate that gasoline has?

With gas at $4 a gallon, why doesn’t it cost $80 for an oil change?  All things being equal, you would think that it would.

Mrs. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a hottie

Her husband might be a beady-eyed, Holocaust denying whackjob, but you’ve got to admit that the First Lady of Iran is a real looker.

Obviously she is his trophy wife.

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The United States Supreme Court recently handed down a decision concerning the death penalty. In a 5-4 decision, they ruled that those convicted of child rape cannot receive the death penalty. The five justices said the imposition of the death penalty “for the rape of a child where the crime did not result, and was not intended to result, in the victim’s death” is prohibited in the US constitution which prohibits “cruel and unusual punishment”.

Does anyone really think that it is cruel to execute someone that brutally sodomizes a small child?

Maybe I’m just out of touch with the rest of civilized society, but I don’t have much sympathy for someone that would do something like that.

Personally, I’m against the death penalty. I don’t think it solves anything other then taking vengeance against those that commit crimes. I don’t think the government should be in the vengeance business, especially against its own citizens. With that said, I think that if you are going to have the death penalty, you might as well include those that rape children into the mix.

If one drug dealer kills another drug dealer, he could very well face the death penalty for his crime. Am I supposed to believe that his crime is somehow more heinous then someone who rapes a young child?

I don’t think so.

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